The concept of “bloody superhero media” is nothing new. In the last few years alone we’ve had two proper bloody live-action dead Pool movies and an ongoing TV series which devotes a likely substantial part of its budget to the noble art of popping cloaks in a red haze.
But, as illustrated in a video About Spider-Man dying in several gruesome ways, there is still a lot of life left in this subgenre.
Created by YouTube channel VFX Corridor, “Spider-Man Rated-R” opens with Owen Wilson Mobius discussing the “worst Spider-MFr in the multiverse ”before leaving to kill them all. It immediately becomes clear that he doesn’t need to lift a finger to do so.
The first horrific Spider-Man tries to swing across the web to explode in a bucket of red mud upon impact with a billboard. The next one does a backflip in the blades of a helicopter.
It continues with a Spider-Man missing an aerial photo as he splashes into concrete far below, gets crushed between cars and, in our favorite version, has his arms ripped out of their sockets as he uses his webs to try. in vain to prevent a fleeing metro from crashing.
After this kaleidoscope of horrors, it all ends with the evil of Tobey Maguire Spider-man 3 Peter Parker kills Mobius then runs off to the streets of New York to dance triumphantly with his cock hanging out.
Although we waited the next Spider-Man live stream to be a regular superhero fare, the existence of this video gives us hope that the dimension shift premise of the next animated film isn’t already so locked up that its creators can’t figure out a way to at least give us some Spider-Men cartoons. biting it horribly – or, at least, making the Parker hanging from a button look like a fun, family-friendly visual Easter egg.
[via Bloody Disgusting]
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